Candy Cane Menorah
Dad's a Christian, mom's a Jew; what to do? Celebrate both holidays with a candy cane menorah, you brilliant mensch, you!
Decorative Penile Wrap
Men with erectile dysfunction finally have a holiday worth celebrating. Even if your little friend has been acting like a real Scrooge lately, he'll come around once inserted into this cheery snowman penile wrap!
Christmas Tree Vibrator
Ornaments will fly when you strap on this "highly pleasing" Christmas tree vibrator! With a portable unit that can be attached to any tree size, you can adjust the intensity of the vibration with the flip of a switch.